Deako
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Finish the StoryYou've probably encountered one of these threads before if you've been to other forums.
The object of the game is simple: add a sentence on to the one of the person who posted last.
The rule (singular) is that you can't post twice in a row. Unless it is a comment on another sentence or something as such. -- If so then it should have a subject or sub-heading; something along the lines of: NOT PART OF THE STORY.
 Anyways, have fun!
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Deako
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The Start of the StoryBob fell out of a window...
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kat
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...with style, this wasn't his first flight...
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Zhord
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...although, he did forget his parachute...
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kat
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..."damn" he thought, the bowl of petunias simply though " oh no, not again"...
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Deako
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...then the petunias died.... AGAIN! Bob...
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Zhord
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... saw Deako and chased him with a net, like what happens in the chicken smilie  ...
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Deako
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...Zhord jumped out of a bush and Deako and Bob...
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Zhord
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...said together, "What are you doing in that bush?" and Zhord replied, "Nothing  "...
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Deako
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...*A faint urinating noise is heard*  ...
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kat
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... and Zhord said "hey deako, that dog's wee-ing on your leg!" Bob folded ...
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Deako
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...up a paper airplane, threw it, and watched as it hit him in the eye...
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Zhord
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"... but it didn't as it missed. Everything went blurry and Deako awoke in another man's bed..."
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Deako
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...He hit joel in the face and asked him: "Why am I in your bed"...
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kat
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...joel replied, "the floor was taken"...
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Deako
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... Zhord was lying on the floor, in a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... (How very suspenful) a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... sleeping bag; cuddling a chicken ...
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Zhord
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... and the chicken laid a golden egg...
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Deako
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..Which hatched into a golden chicken...
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Zhord
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...which turned into a golden swan... (bare with me on this one)
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Deako
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...Deako bared with Zhord ...
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Zhord
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... then Deako turned into a bear...
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Deako
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...With opposable thumbs, easily cable of weilding a 48 inch high-powered rifle with 9-callibur bullets and with silencer and scope... Deako found one, fired it and Zhord complained about no longer having legs...
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Zhord
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... But Zhord found a magic bean and his legs grew back. A bean stalk then grew right in front of them...
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Deako
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...Deako didn't feel like being a bear any more and changed back...
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Berethor
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...and climbed the beanstalk to find...
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The Doctor
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...a pink elephant called Samuri...
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Deako
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...Who didn't feel like living anymore and died...
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Zhord
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... But came back to life again...
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Deako
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...No it didn't...
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The Doctor
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..Zhord was right, it did, and it picked Deako up and carried him to his candyfloss house....
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Zhord
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... Where Deako turned into a lollypop....
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The Doctor
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..and eaten by the elephants mother...
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Deako
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...Deako flew away to the planet Freedaymercureetwelv and hid there for a while, making hyimself temporarily immune to becoming part of the story...
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Deako
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NOT PART OF THE STORYThe best part is that the universe is so infinitely big that there are an infinte number of planets called Freedaymercureetwelv and that the possibility of Zhord finding Deako onhisFreedaymercureetwelv is one to infinity and even finding a single Freedaymercureetwelv is also an infinity to one...
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The Doctor
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...but luck was on the doctors and zhords side, and they flew the tardis to deako's weird plane, and broke the barrier, so that deako could be part of the story again....
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Deako
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...Deako kicked each of them inbetween the legs and walked off...
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Zhord
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| The Doctor wrote: | | ...but luck was on the doctors and zhords side, and they flew the tardis to deako's weird plane, and broke the barrier, so that deako could be part of the story again.... |
LOL
... but The Doctor and Zhord had energy bubbles around them and instead, Deako hurt himself...
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The Doctor
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...and his leg fell of, so he cried...
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Deako
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NOT PART OF THE STORYStop it or I'll write in a part about myself imploding! 
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Zhord
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..."This game is really addictive," said Deako, before he imploded...
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Deako
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...Hey! I'm not imploding yet you grimy berk...
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The Doctor
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....said deako, before he really did implode, and the doctor went away in the tardis never to see deako again (with zhord if he wishes or he may remain with the imploded deako)....
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Deako
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...Zhord said "Yes please, old chap. What-what!" and then imploded to the anti-matter Universe with Deako. It was boring because...
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Zhord
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... that was really Deako's version of events and Zhord did not really implode, instead, following the Doctor into the TARDIS, because Deako was written out of the story...
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Deako
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NOT PART OF THE STORYNote: Deako would have celebrated if he still existed!
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Deako
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...Unfortunately for Zhord, The Doctor's (Gerry) TARDIS was much smaller on the inside...
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The Doctor
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..but that was an illusion to throw of robbers and The Doctor flicked the switch and it got bigger, so Zhord and The Doctor flew away to fight crime on earth in 1986...
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Deako
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...Deako, in his non-existant state wondered why The Doctor had chosen 1986...
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The Doctor
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....and The Doctor, totally randomly said, "I chose 1986 at random"..
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Berethor
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...but was actually going to 1986 because he had left his...
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Zhord
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... bus pass on the counter of a corner shop in that time because he wanted to buy...
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Deako
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...a life-size, inflateable Mr. T...
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Zhord
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... for Deako, cos Deako has a life-long secret crush Mr. T and wanted to...
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The Doctor
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...look at the Mr.T, although The Doctor, Zhord, and Berethor realised that Deako didn't exist (remember) so they sold the Mr.T doll, and traveled to the land of the vampires....
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Deako
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...Where joel got bit by a mosquito...
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The Doctor
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...which got the docotr thinking where is joel? the mosquito is in leuge with the vampires and joel turned into a vampire...
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Deako
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...kat and Der Martin arrived...
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The Doctor
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...and everyone (exept deko, who didn't exist) began to dance to 'boogie nights' which randomly played...
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Deako
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...Then a stranger spoke, he said "Do not fear,
I come from a planet a long way from here, and I bring a message for mankind to hear". -- And suddenly the sweetest music filled the air...
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The Doctor
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...but then vampires attacked, as the music scared them, and Zhord, Joel, Kat, Der Martin, The Doctor and, well no-one else cos Deako doesnt exist, began to fight the vampires and flew away to...
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Deako
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...Freedaymercureetwelv. The same one that Deako once lived on. They all figured out a way to bring him back but didn't because...
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The Doctor
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....because they didn't have time, as they all went back to Earth present day, and The Doctor continued travelling alone.....
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Deako
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...'Cause nobody liked him really!...
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The Doctor
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..and the doctor was so sad, he killed himself...
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Deako
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...The Dcotor was dead. There was no way to bring him back EVER! Just like Deako. Period...
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The Doctor
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..but the doctor REGENERATED into a much much more handsome form, and invited Zhord and Kat to rejoin travelling with the doctor in his new sexy form..
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Deako
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...Deako sent a message from the anti-matter universe:  ...
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The Doctor
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..but the doctor in his attractive gorgous new form ignored this and waited for Zhord and Kat to reply to his invatation...
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Zhord
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... and Zhord did reply, saying, "Doctor? Is that you? You look indeed handsome in your handsome incarnation." They looked up into the sky and...
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Berethor
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...saw Berethor hurtling towards them at 8.392847582919 miles per second and...
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The Doctor
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...landed on The Doctor, causing him to die, and regenerate onto his third even more handsome form...
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Berethor
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...and destroyed the antimatter universe postal service so Deako could send no more messages...
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Zhord
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... but Deako had reincarnated and came back as a woman...
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Deako
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...And did this: , 'cause he was a male actually (Zhord was blind)...
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Zhord
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...but the moment he did come back as a women, it was just after twelve at night, meaning the next was upon them. And this next day was actaully called Opposite Day, meaning Deako really was a woman and that Zhord did not go blind...
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Berethor
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...and the antimatter universe postal service was rebuilt (and now its 10 times more efficient!)...
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The Doctor
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..and an antimatter postman came, and took Deako back to the antimatter universe, never to be seen again...
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Berethor
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...and everyone partied all night long...
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The Doctor
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..exept deako who was in the anti-matter universe and didn't exist...
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The Doctor
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...exept deako, who of course didn't exist...
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Deako
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...Meanwhile in a galaxy, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very far away something not involving anyone from the forum was happening. It was...
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Zhord
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... an Intergalactic Mars Bar looking to destroy the Earth...
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The Doctor
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...and it did...
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Berethor
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...but it accidentally destroyed the antimatter universe so deako could not return...
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Deako
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Unfortunately Deako is part of this forum and so he was not not involved, and neither this post or the post above even exist...
( )
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Zhord
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... said Zhord, who obviously told a lie to...
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Deako
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...Unfortunately, lying is a sin and Jesus himself came and beat Zhord within an inch of his, ten returned up the spiral staircase to Heaven...
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Zhord
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... then suddenly a mysterious voice was heard and it was calling out to someone. "....Deako..... Deako..... Deako....."
Deako woke up. It had all just been a really long dream. That is what you get for drinking pretrol before bedtime, thought Deako, who got out of bed and...
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kat
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...looked in the mirror. "nice rack deako" said kat, "is it too late to join Zhord and The Doctor in the TARDIS?" directed to no-one inparticular. suddenly...
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Zhord
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... Deako woke up again to find out that it wasn't a dream. He really was trapped in the anit-matter universe and...
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kat
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he really was a woman  (what's wrong with that?), meanwhile, back on the planet barcelona the TARDIS was appearing...
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Zhord
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... and the people of Barcelona gathered to met the TARDIS crew...
(There is nothing wrong with women, but when you are a 13 year old, the pyschology behind it is that being called a woman isn't 'masculine.' ..Men lol)
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Deako
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I have no problem with an insult like being called a woman. (Insult is italic)
Zhord, please you can not outwit me. I don't get bothered by childish psychology...
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The Doctor
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I assume that is not part of the story...
...but the people of barcelona, who gathered to meet the tardis crew, were not very friendly. They took out large metals bars, and the doctor, zhord, kat and berethor were involved in a fight to the death...
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Deako
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...joel was not involved because Deako had kidnapped him and they were playing Backgammon...
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The Doctor
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..the doctor realised (sorry joel) and as the crew fought bravely the tardis began to whirr, and the crew jumped in, having smashed a couple of heads with there metal poles, and set of to...
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Deako
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...The backgammon championships on Marvenus; where Deako wa loosing to a half-cooked piece of spam...
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The Doctor
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...and he didd lose and the punishment was banishment to the anti matter universe...
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Zhord
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... yet again and...
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Deako
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...Unfortunately for the spam, Deako was already in the Anti-matter Universe (Which is where the tournament was) and was banned from the Anti-Matter Universe for Six months! WooW!
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