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kat
Time Lord
Joined: 20 Jun 2005
Posts: 476
Location: Somewhere not here |
CONCERNED ABOUT TOO MUCH FAT AND ALCOHOL IN YOUR DIET?
CONSIDER THE FOLLOWING FACTS:
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
Australians, North Americans, Brits or Kiwis.
2. The Mexicans eat lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
Australians, North Americans, Brits or Kiwis.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart
attacks than Australians, North Americans, Brits or Kiwis.
4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer
heart attacks than Australians, North Americans, Brits or Kiwis.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Australians, North Americans, Brits
or Kiwis.
CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently
what kills you.
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Sat May 20, 2006 11:57 am |
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Deako
Time Lord
Joined: 22 Jun 2005
Posts: 1010
Location: Withernsea, England |
 lol
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Three English teams in the CL Semi-Finals!
Liverpool to beat Chelsea then AC Milan just like in 05.
Why don't Arsenal play in the French League? |
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Sat May 20, 2006 4:35 pm |
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Deako
Time Lord
Joined: 22 Jun 2005
Posts: 1010
Location: Withernsea, England |
"I've told you a million times not to exagerate"
10% of car accident are caused due to alcohol.
90% of car accidents are due to sober drivers.
CONCLUSION: If we all drive around while we're hammered under the dashboard 9 out of 10 car problems are avoided!
A doctor is teaching some medical students how to deal with dead bodies. He shows them one particaularly grey old man wearing a blue surgical robe. He throws over the robe to reveal the dead mans bare backside.
Without hesitation he says "You must be at one with the corpse." He then jams his finger up the man's backside pulls it out and sucks his finger.
"Now you have a go" he says.
One by one the students each do as he had done.
After everyone has each had a reluctant go the Doctor says "Now. Please notice that I inserted my middle finger and sucked my index finger!"
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Three English teams in the CL Semi-Finals!
Liverpool to beat Chelsea then AC Milan just like in 05.
Why don't Arsenal play in the French League? |
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